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When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second (Source: tumbloler, via thatfunnyblog)

When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second

(Source: tumbloler, via thatfunnyblog)