mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second (Source: tumbloler, via thatfunnyblog)
When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second